patience....

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

- Margaret Thatcher

secret of staying young...

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball

communism....

Communism is like one big phone company.

- Lenny Bruce

Formula for success....

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.

- J. Paul Getty

see through....

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

- Groucho Marx