in the name of the patriotism...

Heroism on command,senseless violence,and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism-how passionately I hate them!

- Albert Einstein

always right...

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

- Samuel Goldwyn

limitations...

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

- David Brent

blame...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

- Robert Orben

secret of staying young...

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball

women equal with men....

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

- Timothy Leary

power of words....

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

- Josh Billings

command of english...

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

- Robert Benchley

bottoms....

an interesting notice at one of the shops in Connaught Place, New Delhi.

purpose of writing.....

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

- Calvin

math atheist...

As a math atheist, I think I should be excused from this.

- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

human nature...

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion.

- Anatole France

salary...

The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and higher the salary he commands.

- Mark Twain

crisis...

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

- Henry A. Kissinger

patience....

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

- Margaret Thatcher

secret of staying young...

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball

communism....

Communism is like one big phone company.

- Lenny Bruce

Formula for success....

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.

- J. Paul Getty

see through....

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

- Groucho Marx