Saturday, June 30, 2007

loved...

I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.

- Rabindranath Tagore

nerds...

Be nice to nerds. The chances are that you'll end up working for one.

- Bill Gates

chocolate.....

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz

Thursday, June 28, 2007

fear...

I don't have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.

- Tupac

said & done....

If you want something said, ask a man... If you want somthing done, ask a woman.

- Margaret Thatcher

said and done.....

If you want something said, ask a man... If you want somthing done, ask a woman.

- Margaret Thatcher

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

living next door...

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

- Katharine Hepburn

purpose in life....

Look good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.

- Oscar Wilde

enough blood.....

God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

- Robin Williams

Sunday, June 24, 2007

forgetting a face...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

- Groucho Marx

absence...

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

- Ashleigh Brilliant

miserable...

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

- Stephen Bishop

Thursday, June 21, 2007

made in heaven...

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

- Client Eastwood

Thursday, June 14, 2007

fool in me....

I must learn to love the fool in me — the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries. It alone protects me against that utterly self-controlled, masterful tyrant whom I also harbor and who would rob me of human aliveness, humility, and dignity but for my fool.

- Theodore Isaac Rubin

Sunday, June 10, 2007

government formation......

There are only 630 MPs and a party with just over 300 MPs forms the government and of these 300, 100 are too old and too silly to be ministers and 100 too young and too callow. Therefore, there are about 100 MPs to fill 100 government posts. Effectively no choice at all.

- Quote from "Yes Minister"

Friday, June 8, 2007

priority.....

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

- Anonymous

sex life....

If it wasn't for pickpockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all.

- Rodney Dangerfield (Stand-up Comedian)

Thursday, June 7, 2007

dread....

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

- Charles M. Schulz

best.....

I am easily satisfied with the very best.

- Winston Churchill

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

chess / kickboxing.......

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- Emo Philips

swear words.........

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

women, wine and song......

Who loves not women, wine and song remains a fool his whole life long.

- Martin Luther

circumstances.......

Circumstances—what are circumstances? I make circumstances.

- Napoleon Bonaparte

Friday, June 1, 2007

new....

Keep trying something new, darling...

- Capt. Jack Sparrow