in charge........

There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

- George Bernard Shaw

voting...

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

- Emma Goldman

sleeping alone...

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

- Emo Philips

stationery...

I saw a stationery store move.

- Jay London

acting...

Ther'e no need to prepare that much. Just try acting.

- Lawrence Olivier to Dustin Hoffman

playing for england...

I can't bat, can't bowl and can't field these days. I've every chance of being picked for England.

- Ray East (Former English Cricketer)

unanimous decision....

I have heard your views. they do not harmonize with mine. The decision is taken unanimously.

- Charles De Gaulle

good time....

One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.

- Nancy Witcher Astor

learning to dance....

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

- Bob Hope

to err.....

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

- Robert Orben

two wrongs....

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

- Laurence J. Peter