raising children....

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

- PJ O'Rourke

women...

I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.

- Mel Gibson

life's hard....

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

- Katharine Hepburn

money , money , money...

I'm tired of hearing about money, money , money, I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

- Shaquille O'Neal

greatness...

The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.

- Woody Allen

husbands.....

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

-Honore de Balzac

hollywood marriage....

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

- Rita Rudner

broken heart....

I think that's very sad, that I haven't allowed my heart to be broken. I have broken a few.

- Sally Field

genius....

Talent borrows. Genius Steals.

- Oscar Wilde

schizophrenic.....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

- Oscar Levant

think...

Most men would rather die than think. Many do.

- Bertrand Russell

secret...

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

- Henry Youngman

weather forecast....

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

- George Carlin