indecision...

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

- Jimmy Buffett

succeed.....

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

- Henry Youngman

following dreams.....

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going, and hook up with them later.

- Mitch Hedberg

adopted kids....

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.

- Gilda Radner

jog...

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

- David Lee Roth

fighting...

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

- Alan King

smile....

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

- W. C. Fields

life's riddles...

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

- Steve Martin

imitate...

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

- Eric Hoffer

wedding....

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

- Grace Hansen

quitter....

I phoned dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.

- Steven Pearl

mythology....

A one-sentence definition of mythology? Mythology is what we call someone else's religion.

- Joseph Campbell

heaven...

When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.

- Ayn Rand

certainy....

I am certain there is too much certainy in the world.

- Michael Crichton

silence...

You can never get silence anywhere nowadays, have you noticed?

-Bryan Ferry

relativity...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

-Albert Einstein

nature...

Art may make a suite of clothes, but nature must produce a man.

-David Hume

cricket & americans...

People think it's like polo, played on horseback, and I remember one guy thought it was a game involving insects.

- Clayton Lambert (Former West Indies cricketer on explaining cricket to Americans.)

money v/s poverty...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

- Woody Allen

anyway...

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.

- Anonymous

love and marriage.....

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

-Alan King

autobiography.....

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

-Samuel Goldwyn

crime pays....

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.

- G. Gordon Liddy

grow up....

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

- Bryan White

bright...

Light is faster than sound, which is why people seem bright before they start talking.

misunderstood......

I sort of enjoy the fact that I'm misunderstood most of the time. That's fine.

- Billie Joe Armstrong