attitude.....

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference !

- Albert Einstein

big mac & fries.....

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

- Stephen King

counterfeit.....

Men make counterfeit money; in many more cases, money makes counterfeit men.

- Sydney J. Harris

salary....

There's no way i can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

- Drew Carey

America / India....

What is the difference between the American and Indian democracies?
In America, you can kiss in public but not pee; in India you can pee in public but not kiss.

stopped clock....

Nothing is all wrong. Even A Stopped Clock Is Right Twice A Day....

- Anonymous

mother's day....

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

- Jay Leno

cannes.....

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

- Christina Aguilera

work speaks...

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

- Henry Kaiser

secret to success...

The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching.

- Dennis Green

biology / mother.....

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.

- Oprah Winfrey

mothers...

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

- Aristotle

end of the beginning....

This is not the end nor is it the beginning of the end. It is perhaps only the end of the beginning.

- Winston Churchill (after the successful completion of the Egypt operation)

infinite...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

lover / son....

I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a son.

- Edward Gibbon

human race...

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.

- Anonymous

lead...

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.

- Max Lucado

capitalism....

Making capitalism out of socialism is like making eggs out of an omelet.

- Vadim Bakatin

important...

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

- Sylvia Plath

more money...

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

- Alan Alda

respecting the religion....

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

- H L Mencken