statistics...

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

- Aaron Levenstein

understand....

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

- Helen Rowland

blame...

It's not whether you win or lose, It's how you place the blame.

- Oscar Wilde

stations...

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

half...

Half of what I say is meaningless, but I say it so that the other half may reach you.

- Kahlil Gibran (Sand and Foam)

love...

Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself.
Love possesses not nor would it be possessed; For love is sufficient unto love.

- Kahlil Gibran (The Prophet)

punishment....

Punishment - The justice that the guilty deal out to those that are caught.

- Elbert Hubbard

superior / inferior....

The superior man understand what is right; the inferior man understand what will sell.

- confucius

Messiah...

A messiah is the one who leaves a mess behind him.

- UG Krishnamurti

love & affection....

You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

- Buddha

brain...

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

- Robert Frost

happiness....

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

- George Burns

black...

You can have any color as long as it's black.

- Henry Ford

discipline...

It is one thing to praise discipline, and another to submit to it.

- Miguel de Cervantes

Yahoo! & Google....

Yahoo! is many things to so many people whereas the beauty of Google is that at the end of the day, it's a search done well.

- Drew Neisser, CEO, Renegade Marketing Group, on Yahoo!'s slumping fortunes.

india...

There is no high table in the world that does not have a seat for India.

- P. Chidambaram

learning the game...

Play the game for more than you can afford to lose... only then will you learn the game.

- Winston churchill

divorce

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

wise.....one of my all time fav....

We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

- Alexander Pope

motivation....

We know nothing about motivation. All we can do is write books about it.

- Peter F. Drucker

computers.....

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

- Pablo Picasso

philosopher......

By all means. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.

- Socrates

lie...

We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.

- Eric Hoffer

length of a movie....

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

- Alfred Hitchcock

god...

God is on everyone's side...and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies.

-Jean Anouilh

club....

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

- Groucho Marx

measuring goodness....

We can't go around measuring our goodness by what we don't do and who we exclude.

- Joanne Harris

George Constanza's Words of Wisdom...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What's that, a bonus?!?
I Think the life cycle is backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!

Amen.

approval.....

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

- Mark Twain

Sarcasm...

Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.

- Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky