Sunday, March 7, 2010
Friday, July 3, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Saturday, November 29, 2008
in the name of the patriotism...
- Albert Einstein
Monday, November 24, 2008
always right...
- Samuel Goldwyn
Thursday, November 13, 2008
limitations...
- David Brent
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Monday, August 11, 2008
secret of staying young...
- Lucille Ball
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Saturday, August 2, 2008
power of words....
- Josh Billings
Friday, July 11, 2008
command of english...
- Robert Benchley
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
purpose of writing.....
- Calvin
Thursday, April 17, 2008
math atheist...
- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
Saturday, April 12, 2008
salary...
- Mark Twain
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
secret of staying young...
- Lucille Ball
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Thursday, December 20, 2007
in charge........
- George Bernard Shaw
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Friday, December 7, 2007
playing for england...
- Ray East (Former English Cricketer)
unanimous decision....
- Charles De Gaulle
good time....
- Nancy Witcher Astor
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
learning to dance....
- Bob Hope
Monday, December 3, 2007
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Friday, November 23, 2007
raising children....
- PJ O'Rourke
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
women...
- Mel Gibson
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Saturday, November 17, 2007
money , money , money...
- Shaquille O'Neal
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
husbands.....
-Honore de Balzac
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
broken heart....
- Sally Field
Monday, November 5, 2007
Friday, November 2, 2007
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
power of singing....
- Fred Allen
Saturday, October 27, 2007
filthy...
- Larry Holmes (former heavyweight boxing champion)
man and nature....
- Henry David Thoreau
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
marriage...
- Ambrose Bierce
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
confessions...
- Fulton J. Sheen
euphoria...
- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
Monday, October 15, 2007
Saturday, October 13, 2007
wedding anniversary...
- Paul Sweeney
origin of aerobics.....
- Rita Rudner
mouth wash...
- Anonymous
sausage and picasso...
- AP Herbert
trust and understanding...
- Dudley Wood, Rugby Man
Thursday, October 11, 2007
enough...
- Shakespeare (Twelfth Night: Act 1, scene i)
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
consequences...
- Isadora Duncan
stock markets.....
- Mark Twain
Monday, October 8, 2007
flies...
- King Lear Act IV, Scene 1
running a country....
- Bob Hope
Saturday, October 6, 2007
personality....
- John Lithgow (When asked what instrument would reflect his personality)
Thursday, October 4, 2007
forgiving...
- Sir Francis Bacon
good film...
- Alfred Hitchcock
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
abilities....
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Monday, October 1, 2007
public relations....
- Anonymous
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
following dreams.....
- Mitch Hedberg
adopted kids....
- Gilda Radner
Monday, September 17, 2007
life's riddles...
- Steve Martin
Saturday, September 15, 2007
wedding....
- Grace Hansen
mythology....
- Joseph Campbell
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Saturday, September 8, 2007
relativity...
-Albert Einstein
Thursday, September 6, 2007
cricket & americans...
- Clayton Lambert (Former West Indies cricketer on explaining cricket to Americans.)
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
love and marriage.....
-Alan King
autobiography.....
-Samuel Goldwyn
Monday, September 3, 2007
Saturday, September 1, 2007
misunderstood......
- Billie Joe Armstrong
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007
hedge funds & private equity funds......
- Ray Dalio of Bridgewater Associates, quoted in Barron's, May 26th 2007 edition
never married....
- Lord Byron
can't buy love...
- Christopher Marlowe
Thursday, August 23, 2007
apple pie...
- Carl Sagan
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
politics....
- Groucho Marx
Sunday, August 19, 2007
you / me.....from Rush Hour 3
Detective James Carter: I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?
Dojo Master: Yu.
Detective James Carter: No not me you!
Dojo Master: Yes I'm Yu!
Detective James Carter: Are you deaf?
Dojo Master: No Yu is blind!
Detective James Carter: I'm not blind, you blind
Dojo Master: That is what I just said.
Detective James Carter: You just said what?
Dojo Master: I did not say what, I said Yu.
Detective James Carter: That's what I'm asking you!
Dojo Master: And Yu is answering.
Detective James Carter: Shutup!
Detective James Carter: You!
Dojo Master: Yes?
Detective James Carter: Not You, Him! What's Your name?
Dojo Student: Mi.
Detective James Carter: Yes You!
Dojo Student: I'm Mi.
Dojo Master: He's Mi and I'm Yu.
Detective James Carter: And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games!
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
all night...
- Casey Stengel
purpose of marriage...
- William Somerset Maugham
rapper / golfer...
- Geoff Brabham
madness...
- Nietzsche
Thursday, August 9, 2007
politics...
- Ronald Reagan
neck tie...
- Linda Ellerbee
fear of commitment.....
- Warren Farrell
men's magazine...
- Jerry Seinfeld
woman / man...
- Sanskrit proverb
microwave...
- Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)
lucky...
- Frederick Ryder
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
lessons....
- Warrne Buffet
fool...
- Warren Buffet
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
solitude...
- Albert Einstein
Saturday, August 4, 2007
renown....
Mainey apney say badey shakhs ko gaalee dee.
(How easy it was for me to attain renown / I bad-mouthed someone bigger than myself.)
- Zafar Gorakhpuri
music...
- Bob Dylan
Sunday, July 29, 2007
stop digging...
- Warren Buffett
open mind...
- Terry Pratchett
Friday, July 27, 2007
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Saturday, July 21, 2007
get married....
- Katharine Hepburn
immortality.....
- Woody Allen
choice...
- Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
smoking...
- Wendy Liebman
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
worst time....
- George Best
Friday, July 13, 2007
nothing to do / not doing it....
- Mary Wilson Little
best / worst....
- W B Yeats, The Second Coming
mind over matter....
- Mark Twain
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
old age and children...
- Lionel Kauffman
Monday, July 9, 2007
Sunday, July 8, 2007
apology...
- Shekhar Suman
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
miseries....
- Blaise Pascal
italian...
- Alex Ferguson
Monday, July 2, 2007
Saturday, June 30, 2007
loved...
- Rabindranath Tagore
chocolate.....
- Charles M. Schulz
Thursday, June 28, 2007
said & done....
- Margaret Thatcher
said and done.....
- Margaret Thatcher
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
living next door...
- Katharine Hepburn
purpose in life....
- Oscar Wilde
enough blood.....
- Robin Williams
Sunday, June 24, 2007
forgetting a face...
- Groucho Marx
Thursday, June 21, 2007
made in heaven...
- Client Eastwood
Thursday, June 14, 2007
fool in me....
- Theodore Isaac Rubin
Sunday, June 10, 2007
government formation......
- Quote from "Yes Minister"
Friday, June 8, 2007
priority.....
- Anonymous
sex life....
- Rodney Dangerfield (Stand-up Comedian)
Thursday, June 7, 2007
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
chess / kickboxing.......
- Emo Philips
swear words.........
- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
women, wine and song......
- Martin Luther
circumstances.......
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Friday, June 1, 2007
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
counterfeit.....
- Sydney J. Harris
Friday, May 25, 2007
salary....
- Drew Carey
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
America / India....
In America, you can kiss in public but not pee; in India you can pee in public but not kiss.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
mother's day....
- Jay Leno
secret to success...
- Dennis Green
mothers...
- Aristotle
Thursday, May 10, 2007
end of the beginning....
- Winston Churchill (after the successful completion of the Egypt operation)
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
infinite...
- Albert Einstein
Monday, May 7, 2007
human race...
- Anonymous
capitalism....
- Vadim Bakatin
Friday, May 4, 2007
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
respecting the religion....
- H L Mencken
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
car door....
- Prince Philip
bad luck...
- Steven Wright
democracy...
- Oscar Wilde
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Saturday, April 21, 2007
educate america....
- Groucho Marx
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
story of america...
- Jack Kerouac
Monday, April 16, 2007
money/free.....
- Brendan Behan
pakistan...
(We deliver what we promise, be it the independence struggle, dismemberment of Pakistan or leading the country into the 21st centure......)
- Rahul Gandhi
mature...
- Douglas Engelbart
Sunday, April 15, 2007
sexist...
- Captain G Gopinath (on Jet-Sahara airlines merger)
philosopher......
- William James
friends.....
- Peter Ustinov
ugly...
- Zohra Segal
Thursday, April 12, 2007
American Dream....
In another 50 years from now when the economy collapses and everything is in threads and torn, the American Dream then, in 20-whatever, will be a house and a car.
- Mel Brooks
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Jain...
- Albert Einstein
Monday, April 9, 2007
dishonest...
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Sunday, April 8, 2007
feet on the ground....
- Joe E. Lewis
Saturday, April 7, 2007
finishing sentences...
- Brian Kiley
Sincerity....
- Oscar Wilde
apron...
- Marilyn Von Savant
engineers....
- Scott Adams (in The Dilbert Principle)
Friday, April 6, 2007
married....
"Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes; College edition Webster's Dictionary, like new; thesaurus, not used. All in excellent condition.
No longer needed....recently married. Wife knows everything."
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Monday, April 2, 2007
beauty...
- Joan Collins
age...
Youth and age exist only among the ordinary people.
All the more talented and exceptional of us; are sometimes old,
just as we are sometimes happy, and sometimes sad.
- Hermann Hesse
human brain...
- George Jessel
why me?...a peanuts classic....
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal...your name just happened to come up..."
- Charlie Brown (Peanuts)
Friday, March 30, 2007
statistics...
- Aaron Levenstein
Thursday, March 29, 2007
understand....
- Helen Rowland
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
stations...
half...
- Kahlil Gibran (Sand and Foam)
love...
Love possesses not nor would it be possessed; For love is sufficient unto love.
- Kahlil Gibran (The Prophet)
punishment....
- Elbert Hubbard
Monday, March 26, 2007
superior / inferior....
- confucius
Sunday, March 25, 2007
love & affection....
- Buddha
brain...
- Robert Frost
Saturday, March 24, 2007
happiness....
- George Burns
Friday, March 23, 2007
discipline...
- Miguel de Cervantes
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Yahoo! & Google....
- Drew Neisser, CEO, Renegade Marketing Group, on Yahoo!'s slumping fortunes.
learning the game...
- Winston churchill
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
divorce
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
wise.....one of my all time fav....
- Alexander Pope
Sunday, March 11, 2007
motivation....
- Peter F. Drucker
Saturday, March 10, 2007
philosopher......
- Socrates
Friday, March 9, 2007
length of a movie....
- Alfred Hitchcock
god...
-Jean Anouilh
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
measuring goodness....
- Joanne Harris
Thursday, March 1, 2007
George Constanza's Words of Wisdom...
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What's that, a bonus?!?
I Think the life cycle is backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Amen.
approval.....
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
Sarcasm...
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Saturday, February 17, 2007
glamorous...
- Hedy Lamarr
Friday, February 16, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
self-delusion.....one of my fav.....
- Paul Sweeney
aeroplane travel....
- Al Gore
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Thursday, February 8, 2007
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
knowing friends...
-W. Somerset Mougham
decide....
- Napolean Bonaparte
Sunday, February 4, 2007
peace...
- John Lennon
opinion....
- Franklin P Jones
charming people....
- Cyril Connolly
SMS...
- Yana gupta
Saturday, February 3, 2007
concentration...
- Isaac Asimov
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
part of life...
-Brooke Shields
Monday, January 29, 2007
Sunday, January 28, 2007
right to say...
-Voltaire
(I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.)
reorganising...
-Charlton Ogburn Jr.
fury...
-William Congreve
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Friday, January 26, 2007
ghalib...
Koi hamsaaya na ho, paasban koi na ho
-Mirza Ghalib
(Make me a home with no doors or walls / I would have no companion; nor the need of a sentry)
H1B
- George Bush Jr. (backing more H1B's for Indians)
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
sense.....
- Clive James
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
changing a man.....
-Natalie Wood
Monday, January 22, 2007
Sunday, January 21, 2007
sense of humour...
-Francis Bacon
black/white....
- 2Pac
love hurts...
- Mother Teresa
Friday, January 19, 2007
Thursday, January 18, 2007
walking....
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is....
-Ellen DeGeneres
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Monday, January 15, 2007
Sunday, January 14, 2007
being maried....
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Fake.....a classic....
- Sharon Stone
Friday, January 12, 2007
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
longevity...
- Gabriel Heatter, American journalist
Life...
Achieve...
- PAUL COELHO
Man...
Between 30-40 if a man lives right, he misses a morning and sometimes a night.
Between 40-50, it’s just now and then.
Between 50-60, Heaven knows when.
When he is 60, he is slightly declined. But don’t let that kid you, it is still on his mind.’