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2010-03-07T07:46:00.001+05:30

Be Yourself ...

2009-07-03T06:50:00.000+05:30

Be yourself... everyone else is already taken !

- Maya Angelou

mankind...

2009-02-05T18:32:00.001+05:30

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

- Charles M. Schulz

in the name of the patriotism...

2008-11-29T12:48:00.000+05:30

Heroism on command,senseless violence,and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism-how passionately I hate them!

- Albert Einstein

always right...

2008-11-24T19:50:00.000+05:30

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

- Samuel Goldwyn

limitations...

2008-11-13T08:17:00.001+05:30

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

- David Brent

blame...

2008-08-17T17:16:00.001+05:30

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

- Robert Orben

secret of staying young...

2008-08-11T07:26:00.001+05:30

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball

women equal with men....

2008-08-07T16:22:00.000+05:30

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

- Timothy Leary

power of words....

2008-08-02T11:47:00.000+05:30

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

- Josh Billings

command of english...

2008-07-11T10:56:00.000+05:30

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

- Robert Benchley

bottoms....

2008-06-03T13:07:00.005+05:30

an interesting notice at one of the shops in Connaught Place, New Delhi.

purpose of writing.....

2008-05-11T17:26:00.000+05:30

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!

- Calvin

math atheist...

2008-04-17T20:47:00.001+05:30

As a math atheist, I think I should be excused from this.

- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

human nature...

2008-04-17T14:22:00.000+05:30

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion.

- Anatole France

salary...

2008-04-12T16:22:00.001+05:30

The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and higher the salary he commands.

- Mark Twain

crisis...

2008-03-29T07:38:00.000+05:30

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

- Henry A. Kissinger

patience....

2008-01-29T16:59:00.000+05:30

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

- Margaret Thatcher

secret of staying young...

2008-01-19T10:05:00.001+05:30

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball

communism....

2008-01-19T10:04:00.001+05:30

Communism is like one big phone company.

- Lenny Bruce

Formula for success....

2008-01-19T10:00:00.000+05:30

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.

- J. Paul Getty

see through....

2008-01-02T08:05:00.001+05:30

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

- Groucho Marx

in charge........

2007-12-20T08:43:00.000+05:30

There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

- George Bernard Shaw

voting...

2007-12-13T12:49:00.000+05:30

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

- Emma Goldman

sleeping alone...

2007-12-11T08:04:00.000+05:30

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

- Emo Philips

stationery...

2007-12-11T08:02:00.001+05:30

I saw a stationery store move.

- Jay London

acting...

2007-12-07T08:11:00.000+05:30

Ther'e no need to prepare that much. Just try acting.

- Lawrence Olivier to Dustin Hoffman

playing for england...

2007-12-07T08:10:00.000+05:30

I can't bat, can't bowl and can't field these days. I've every chance of being picked for England.

- Ray East (Former English Cricketer)

unanimous decision....

2007-12-07T08:07:00.000+05:30

I have heard your views. they do not harmonize with mine. The decision is taken unanimously.

- Charles De Gaulle

good time....

2007-12-07T08:04:00.000+05:30

One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.

- Nancy Witcher Astor

learning to dance....

2007-12-05T07:24:00.000+05:30

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

- Bob Hope

to err.....

2007-12-03T17:31:00.000+05:30

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

- Robert Orben

two wrongs....

2007-12-01T08:47:00.000+05:30

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

- Laurence J. Peter

raising children....

2007-11-23T23:37:00.000+05:30

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

- PJ O'Rourke

women...

2007-11-21T08:59:00.000+05:30

I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.

- Mel Gibson

life's hard....

2007-11-20T18:17:00.000+05:30

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

- Katharine Hepburn

money , money , money...

2007-11-17T08:20:00.000+05:30

I'm tired of hearing about money, money , money, I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

- Shaquille O'Neal

greatness...

2007-11-17T08:18:00.000+05:30

The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.

- Woody Allen

husbands.....

2007-11-13T08:25:00.001+05:30

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

-Honore de Balzac

hollywood marriage....

2007-11-13T08:14:00.001+05:30

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

- Rita Rudner

broken heart....

2007-11-06T09:53:00.001+05:30

I think that's very sad, that I haven't allowed my heart to be broken. I have broken a few.

- Sally Field

genius....

2007-11-05T09:43:00.001+05:30

Talent borrows. Genius Steals.

- Oscar Wilde

schizophrenic.....

2007-11-05T09:42:00.001+05:30

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

- Oscar Levant

think...

2007-11-02T10:55:00.001+05:30

Most men would rather die than think. Many do.

- Bertrand Russell

secret...

2007-11-01T10:00:00.002+05:30

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

- Henry Youngman

weather forecast....

2007-11-01T10:00:00.001+05:30

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

- George Carlin

vote....

2007-10-31T09:43:00.001+05:30

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.

- Bernard Baruch

power of singing....

2007-10-30T13:02:00.000+05:30

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

- Fred Allen

filthy...

2007-10-27T17:26:00.000+05:30

I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich.

- Larry Holmes (former heavyweight boxing champion)

lifes hard...

2007-10-27T17:24:00.000+05:30

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

man and nature....

2007-10-27T17:23:00.000+05:30

It appears to be a law that you cannot have a deep sympathy with both man and nature.

- Henry David Thoreau

obscure....

2007-10-27T17:22:00.000+05:30

Be obscure clearly.

- E.B. White

equal...

2007-10-25T07:37:00.000+05:30

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

- Joan Rivers

marriage...

2007-10-23T11:12:00.000+05:30

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

- Ambrose Bierce

honesty pays...

2007-10-21T10:06:00.000+05:30

Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit a lot of people.

-Kin Hubbard

confessions...

2007-10-18T20:22:00.000+05:30

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

- Fulton J. Sheen

overstatement......

2007-10-18T16:06:00.001+05:30

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

- Fred Allen

euphoria...

2007-10-18T13:39:00.000+05:30

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

mantra...

2007-10-15T15:15:00.000+05:30

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

- James H. Boren

being poor...

2007-10-13T16:30:00.000+05:30

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.

- Willem de Kooning

wedding anniversary...

2007-10-13T08:33:00.001+05:30

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

- Paul Sweeney

exercise - 2

2007-10-13T08:18:00.000+05:30

whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.

- Robert Hutchins

origin of aerobics.....

2007-10-13T08:16:00.000+05:30

The word "aerobics" came about when gym instructors got together and said 'If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down'.

- Rita Rudner

mouth wash...

2007-10-13T08:14:00.000+05:30

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

- Anonymous

exercise....

2007-10-13T08:12:00.002+05:30

I am pushing 60. That is enough exercise for me.

- Mark Twain

sausage and picasso...

2007-10-13T08:12:00.001+05:30

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

- AP Herbert

internet...

2007-10-13T08:10:00.000+05:30

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.

- Clifford Stoll

trust and understanding...

2007-10-13T08:05:00.000+05:30

The relationship between the Welsh and the English is based on trust and understanding. They don't trust us and we don't understand them.

- Dudley Wood, Rugby Man

enough...

2007-10-11T07:52:00.000+05:30

Enough, no more. 'Tis not so sweet now as it was before.

- Shakespeare (Twelfth Night: Act 1, scene i)

consequences...

2007-10-10T13:57:00.000+05:30

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

- Isadora Duncan

stock markets.....

2007-10-10T13:50:00.000+05:30

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

- Mark Twain

flies...

2007-10-08T09:16:00.000+05:30

As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods, — They kill us for their sport.

- King Lear Act IV, Scene 1

running a country....

2007-10-08T07:42:00.000+05:30

Too bad that all the people who really know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

- Bob Hope

personality....

2007-10-06T09:50:00.000+05:30

My personality? The kazoo. Requires enthusiasm but no skill whatsoever.

- John Lithgow (When asked what instrument would reflect his personality)

opportunity...

2007-10-06T08:54:00.000+05:30

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.

- Adrienne Gusoff

forgiving...

2007-10-04T09:39:00.000+05:30

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends.

- Sir Francis Bacon

marriage...

2007-10-04T07:50:00.001+05:30

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".

- Herbert Spencer

good film...

2007-10-04T07:49:00.000+05:30

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

- Alfred Hitchcock

worst mistakes.....

2007-10-04T07:46:00.000+05:30

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

- Jim Morrison

children....

2007-10-04T07:44:00.000+05:30

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

- Dick Cavett

key to success...

2007-10-03T09:46:00.000+05:30

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

- Anonymous

abilities....

2007-10-03T09:38:00.000+05:30

Men take only their needs into consideration, never their abilities.

- Napoleon Bonaparte

unique...

2007-10-02T07:56:00.001+05:30

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

- Margaret Mead

public relations....

2007-10-01T13:47:00.000+05:30

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

- Anonymous

giving...

2007-10-01T07:50:00.000+05:30

When I give, I give myself.

- Walt Whitman

indecision...

2007-09-30T07:47:00.000+05:30

Indecision may or may not be my problem.

- Jimmy Buffett

succeed.....

2007-09-25T09:46:00.001+05:30

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

- Henry Youngman

following dreams.....

2007-09-19T13:14:00.000+05:30

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going, and hook up with them later.

- Mitch Hedberg

adopted kids....

2007-09-19T09:37:00.000+05:30

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you.

- Gilda Radner

jog...

2007-09-19T09:36:00.000+05:30

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

- David Lee Roth

fighting...

2007-09-17T10:04:00.003+05:30

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

- Alan King

smile....

2007-09-17T10:04:00.001+05:30

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

- W. C. Fields

life's riddles...

2007-09-17T09:59:00.000+05:30

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

- Steve Martin

imitate...

2007-09-17T09:57:00.000+05:30

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

- Eric Hoffer

wedding....

2007-09-15T07:51:00.000+05:30

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

- Grace Hansen

quitter....

2007-09-15T07:46:00.001+05:30

I phoned dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.

- Steven Pearl

mythology....

2007-09-15T07:45:00.000+05:30

A one-sentence definition of mythology? Mythology is what we call someone else's religion.

- Joseph Campbell

heaven...

2007-09-11T13:44:00.001+05:30

When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.

- Ayn Rand

certainy....

2007-09-11T13:42:00.000+05:30

I am certain there is too much certainy in the world.

- Michael Crichton

silence...

2007-09-08T10:36:00.000+05:30

You can never get silence anywhere nowadays, have you noticed?

-Bryan Ferry